The Top 5 Creepy Ventriloquist Puppet Album Covers.
There’s really nothing more frightening than a weirdo/religious fanatic with a puppet speaking to your children via scratchy vinyl. Here’s the Top 5 to avoid…
1. Little Marcy Sings to Toddlers … until they shit their pants with terror.
2. Trees Talk Too … since I’ve gone off my meds.
3. Do You Know Jesus? … because you’re going to meet him.
4. AMEN! … this creepy fucking record is out of print.
5. Mr. Dress Up … in ladies underwear and dismember you with a handsaw.